Name: Ejector
Faction: Decepticon
Function: Toaster bot. Literally.
While this little joker is easily one of the funniest Transformer figures ever created under the Allspark, some do not agree that Ejector is pure evil. He has been known to burn people’s breakfast items varying from pastries, to waffles and even English muffins. He has no regard for the consumption desires of anyone, especially the hungry vagabond who just wants a simple piece of toast before scurrying off to the every-day grind.
While certainly not one of the most desirable team-members, other Decepticons often harass this little demon by inserting forks, knives or other metal objects into the toaster slots and watching the Ejector’s spark fly. This is certainly not entertaining for Ejector as one time was accidentally sent on on fire and took quite a bit to clean up the crumbs.
Ejector is particularly fond of a variety of specialty breads as opposed to generic off-brand breads that he considers beneath his Decepticon heritage. Nonetheless, while hiding in toaster mode, Ejector has been used and abused, once even being sold at a yardsale, where the previous owner complained of faulty manufacturing and always burning just one side of the toast.
Once a Decepticon, always a Decepticon. Ejector’s aspirations for power include upgrading to a toaster oven with an eight piece cooking capacity.
Lolli enjoys collecting Transformers toys, and writing new toy reviews for Transformers toys. Lolli also posts on www.tfarchive.com as Savannahtron where he reviews Transformers toys. 
